OK, lots of “fun” news about Romney imploding in various ways and Obama polling better, but that isn’t why Obama will win. He’ll win because MORE PEOPLE VOTE FOR HIM. The way you personally can ensure this happens is by using this tool:

You can call people (registered voters; not shot in the dark, terrifying cold calls) and read a VERY easy “choose-your-own adventure” type script.

HERE’S THE SECRET: It’s fun. You will enjoy it and you will feel good. Using this call tool is a SELFISH, FUN way to spend an hour or however long you want to use it. I’ve known about it for a while and only started using it today and I’m pissed I didn’t start earlier BECAUSE I’M MEETING REMARKABLE PEOPLE AND LAUGHING AND GETTING MISTY-EYED AND ALL THAT HUMAN BEING-Y STUFF.

If you wish the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, aka “Obamacare” to be fully implemented, use this tool.

If you want education to be of higher quality and lower cost, use this tool.

If you want Barack Obama to appoint the next Supreme Court Justices, use this tool.

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If you believe women’s health care decisions should be made by them, use this tool.

If you remember the fear that GRIPPED THE GLOBE as the world plunged into economic recession in 2008 and do not want the policies that ushered it in to be REPLICATED, USE THIS TOOL.

Use this tool.